Novels of Scotland, software, and the space between. Author of the Wardstane Chronicles, the DI Cormac Buchan Investigations, and the Pondlife novels.
Cover of Hmm, a workplace comedy by Raymond Stone
Standalone Novel

Hmm

A remote working comedy about kettles, culture and what people really think

Heads up: this book is not published yet, so its sample may be unfinished chapters, working notes, or just an overview of a work not yet started, and may not reflect the final published version.
Genre
Workplace comedy
Author
Raymond Stone

About Hmm

Everybody agreed John was easy to work with. It was in writing.

John Tenant writes software for Brewbright, a Bristol start-up that makes kettles you can boil from your phone. He does it from a rented farmhouse near New Pitsligo, at a kitchen table, beside a purple stovetop kettle that whistles and has never once needed an update. He clears bugs faster than anybody, he passed his probation with flying colours, and he has a pay rise letter that says so.

Then he asks, very politely, for Wednesdays off.

Then the company announces a new colleague nobody knew was coming, and John, wondering what it means for the release he is leading, reacts with a single emoji.

What happens next takes place mostly in rooms John is not in, in messages he is not copied on, and in a shared document he will not know exists for almost a year. Because there is one thing every company forgets about the things it writes down: one day, somebody may ask to read them.

Hmm is a sharp, funny and painfully recognisable novel about remote work, culture decks, artificial intelligence and the polite machinery of an organisation deciding it has a problem. It is for anybody who has ever read a message twice and wondered what it really meant. From the author of Try Resetting the Router and The Least Useful Man in Scotland.